If you didn't like BREAKING DAWN and you could create your own version, what would happen?

If I could change Breaking Dawn, first of all...


1. Bella would have never gotten pregnant.


I think Stephanie Meyer put this in the story to surprise the readers, but it had a negative effect. I think effected all of the characters in a negative light. Rosalie looked like a self centered, self absorbed, selfishbitch. Bella looked like even more of an idiot. Jacob became a pervert/pedophile and anyone who says it's okay for him to imprint, you need to get your head out of the clouds. That's disgusting, it's an infant there's nothing romantic about it.





Edward and Bella would have gotten married, went on their honeymoon, and returned to Forks unpregnant. About a month later, Bella would start to realize how over protective Edward was and how he bossed her around and made most of the decisions. She also would have realized that she depended on him and needed him which is a weakness. She would become more independent and grow a backbone. She would realize that she didn't want to become one of those pathetic, pitiful girls who become dependent on a relationship and very clingy and needy and jump off cliffs to cater to their dellusions when their boyfriend's brake up with them so she got a social life and decided to go to college. She would travel and try new things and become a vampire a year later.





2. Leah and Jacob would be together.


I think the two of them would be really good for each other. They're both likeable (when they want to be) and they both have a good sense of humor. They are also really close because they can hear all of each other's thoughts. There would be a scene where Jacob would be opening up to Leah and she would just be sitting there, quiet and listening to him. He finishes and there's just silence then Leah says ';Get a god damn grip. You are not missing out on much. If you get with Bella, she won't be able to breathe 15 minutes without you. Is that what you really want with your life!!? Honestly...why do you even like her so much? Do you even know?? Give me one good reason';, knocking some common sense into Jacob with a reality check. then Jacob would FINALLY come to his senses and realize how much of a self centered, self absorbed, needy, clingy, whiny, complainy (I know that's not a word, but that's not the point) person Bella is. ';Do you really want to be with someone who jumped off of a cliff to cater to their obsession with a dellusion?'; Leah asked. that did it. Jacob is over Bella Swan...for good. ';Besides, why want that when you can have me'; and Jacob and Leah get together. They both imprint later but it doesn't matter because their love is so much stronger for each other since they both helped each other with Bella/Sam so they're really close verses practically falling in love with someone you've known for 5 seconds.





3. Emmett is hunting in the forest one day. A girl is looking for her brother. She's mumbling under her breath ';God damn it, youmotherfucker. Why the hell would you go wondering in the forest at 2fucking a.m. to go after a cat that's not even yours. really. I want to know. Laila Dennis isn't even that cute or that great so why are you chasing after her cat....'; she slips in the mud and lands in the creek getting soaked. ';************'; she shouts. she broke her leg and can't get up when three wolves start comming near her. she's trapped. she picks up a stick then looks at it and mentally slaps herself ';I'm screwed.'; she says. her voice causes all of the wolves to come at her when all of the sudden something comes out of nowhere and moves so fast. all she can hear is whimpering andshit (lol I'm lazy sue me haha I mean sew I just left 'sue' there becuase I can't believe I just wrote that and I think it's funny). A tall muscular guy is in her face before she knows it with blood all over him. ';Are you okay?'; she screams as she notices the dead wolves..';What the ****!!? Who does that?...I've got to be dreaming.'; blah blah blah...basically....she reailizes through shock that she was bitten and is losing lots of blood so Emmett's sexyass bites her and they fall in love and happily ever after. He leaves Rosalie because Rosalie is a pessimistic, self centered, sefish, materialisticbitch. No one in the Cullen family really liked her all that much so it didn't break their hearts when she moved to Alaska to live with what's their faces.








Bella has a big scar on her face because Leah kickedherass. Jacob has a scar on his chest because he and Edward got into it but Jacob's scar looks good on him and he looks bad and sexy. Jacob bit Edward's ear off haha





I'm grounded and bored. I've never written a question this long.


What would you do if you could edit Breaking Dawn?


If I could change Breaking Dawn, first of all...


1. Bella would have never gotten pregnant.


I think Stephanie Meyer put this in the story to surprise the readers, but it had a negative effect. I think effected all of the characters in a negative light. Rosalie looked like a self centered, self absorbIf you didn't like BREAKING DAWN and you could create your own version, what would happen?
HAHAHA OMG I LOVE YOUR VERSION DAMN IT!


I agree Jacob with a scar that makes him look bad and sexy would be on my list. Not that he doesn't look it already.


Edward with no ear LOL!


Yeah and my girl Leah would have sent Bella back to live with Renee! and never enter the story again. But before that, have another girl come in and tempt Edward and Jacob to the point they both fight over the new girl %26amp; leave Bella, she gets jealous starts cursing and sprays blood all over the joint.


And Emmett would drive his truck over to my place and protect me from the evil she vampires because they all want his fine ***.


Lets just say my Breaking Dawn would be a comedy spoof of all the other books.If you didn't like BREAKING DAWN and you could create your own version, what would happen?
I would change one thing the information on the publishing page. Instead of saying Twilight copyright 2005


Little, Brown and Company


place:


Hachette Book Group, USA


237 Park Avenue, New York, NY 10017





It would say the following in big red pen





';ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!! ROFLOLOLOL!';
1. Edward turns Bella immediately after first night


2. They go to Dartmouth without the rest of the Cullens (they went to the Denali)


3. Jacob breaks from pack to revert to wolf state


4. At Dartmouth, one of the professors is a vampire who had been living alone and practiced in the Cullen's ways


5. Jacob checks on Bella and imprints on a mythology major, Lyla


6. The professor goes bizerk about Jacob being there, Edward and Bella try to restrain her; Edward coonfronts the professor separately


7. Meanwhile... Bella succumbs to newborn-ness and fights Jacob in an apartment building, destroying most of the floor (she strongly regrets this)


8. The Volturi have to come in


9. Edward and Bella go live with the Volturi for Jacob and Lyla's sake


10. The Cullens and the pack at La Push find out about this


11. Basically the same ending, but in New Hampshire (and without Renesmee)